@SweetZombieJesus: Umm.. that's Bill Joy. His was put in the pond because he bought it new - Eric's was a used 325, not worthy of target status.

@cruzer555: I don't think he's a strictly chauffeured dude. But he IS cautious, a possible side effect of Milk Toast Personality Disorder.

@badhatharry: Yes. Except where the architects couldn't convince the code police, it's got a lot of traditional Japanese joinery in it.

@jmeltzer: All we'd have to add is the final component to make it all much more effective. Moisture! Birth is a wet process.

@D0GG: Exactly. Can't miss our tee time, ya know.

@WheresTheSpleenAgain?: Friend of mine was doing the same thing with pigs (since the tissue is fairly like human.) They get so hot they can leave a burn mark on the ground.

@Salacion: I have it on good authority that fish sauce is a winner in this area.

@stan-the-man: I've used them, they really work well. I did almost come off the pot the first time when the "scrubbing spray" started since I couldn't read the Japanese characters to know what was going to happen. Lucky for me, as my legs spontaneously went to jump up, my arms reached down to the seat and gripped…

@EvanSei (lord of the gerbils): He violated the law of knifedom: Respect the Blood Bubble.

@jepzilla: Yeah, except for that Wall Street asymmetric warfare tactics. Soldiers get emails from loved ones that their houses just foreclosed, the ATM card doesn't work and the credit cards get rejected.

@Seventhexile Speaks: Good question. It takes some serious computing power and technology to do machine vision/maneuvering if the environment isn't normalized.

@KamWrex: Who knew that drinking your own bathwater would make you so heavy?

@Ian Logsdon: Yes. Jon Jeavons has shown that in 1 yr, there's enough nutrients in just your pee to feed every nutrient the vegetables you consume need. Sterile and gentle. Just mix 10 to 1 with water for regular plants, and 20 to 1 with water for sensitive plants. Bananas and papayas - no dilution necessary. …

@unixpunkx: Maybe pandas have a lot in common with some of my friends who operate on the, "Just feed me and rub my belly" philosophy of life.

@FriedPeeps Can Kick A Stupid Shark's Ass: I'm with you.

@Maave: I have a single tooth ripper for my tractor. Does the same thing for the garden.

@AV6Spd: It was the cabriolet. It was stolen and put in the pond for April Fools Day.

@King_Faisal_94: His old girlfriend would go through his desk in the old Sun days and collect his royalty checks from patents/inventions to put them in the bank for him. He really didn't want to be bothered to handle those 2 and 4 grand tidbits. A very prolific dude.

@thirdchild: Harpoon.

@HeroOfTomorrow: I mean really, who else is going to provide the world with Maximum Entertainment Value?