This is so awesome. Although, my heart still belongs to this one:

It's not warranted ever, because we are a civilized society and don't need to punish murder with murder, but goddamn if I don't hope some AWFUL traumas happen to him in prison.

I just say with increasing volume, "fap fap Fap FAP FAP FAP FAP". It usually gets a laugh out of him.

"I think a lot of this is that people who are close with their family don't understand the concept of not being close with your family."

YES! It is worth watching. Actually this news really makes me happy because if I was judging from their characters, Stasey's character Kenna is the one I would most identify as a feminist. I'm weirdly not at all surprised by this and I love it.

It's like your high school production of the most over the top mideval play and by God I fucking love the fuck out of it. It is everything the 16 year old that lives inside of me wants and deserves.

In an odd way, the inaccuracy of it makes me want to watch more, because I don't know what's going to happen. Technically with historical things about very well-known figures, you should have some vague idea of what's to come. But I really don't. I think I just started the second season and I have no idea where they…

Good thing his wang is what this movie's all about.

Main takeaway: I miss The Fall.

The usual trick for male underwear models is to use wonder bread. I am not kidding. Its soft and easy to form into a pouch. I first learned this trick as a wardrobe assistant on a photo shoot for the homepage models on the MANHUNT website. Objects in underwear are sometimes smaller than they appear.

so where does his muse sleep? oh right, she just recharges in a corner chair.

bollocks, he can't be the last cool rock star as long as Courtney's still around.

I see you with your Pushing Daisies reference, Madeleine. Pie-Maker Lee Pace gave me many pants feelings.

I really hate the way the term 'real man' is thrown around.

i think a lot of americans genuinely don't know or understand how insurance works in most of europe. or they don't believe it's that good.

I have always suspected that all of Yoko Ono's weird tweets really just mean the same thing in Yoko Speak:

If "putting shit in a place one does not know" constitutes "stealing", my husband has also "stolen" all my documents. Damn the man and his compulsive reorganizing.

Why is Terry Richardson still getting work? F-cking pervert.