I kind of love The Rock. He seems to be a nice guy with a healthy sense of self-distance.

I love Dwayne Johnson. The end.

You guys are doing videos now?!?!?! This is GREAT. Hillary, you're a hero.

I've never been comfortable with feminists criticizing other women for their sexual expression because they sound similar to conservatives who tell women that "modest is hottest" and that a woman is more valuable when she's not showing off her skin, so that's why I'm very protective of women in the industry like Nicki…

If I left with a gaggle of hot people, I wouldn't even have sex with them. I'd have a sexy pillow fight. It'd look something like this:

Stop it Leo. Just staahhhhhhhp. In middle school, at the height of Titanic Mania, I used to write and pass elaborate, boat themed, notes about how cute you were, that took hours (and more than one origami fold) to construct to my friends. A 40 year old man with a Pussy Posse is way more embarrassing than that.

Am I the only one who finds all OTT marriage proposals fully disingenuous? Like, if you're so unsure that I'm going to say yes that you need to convince me with a huge production? Grosses me out. Or alternatively, so convinced that I'm going to say yes that you don't even consider how uncomfortable it might make me if…

I have to disagree. As a black person who, for a time, could not pick up a single book without encountering some throw-away line disparaging black people or using the N-word—even in books that HAD no black characters or where the terms and comments had absolutely nothing to do with the plot—being forced to…

" It is, after all, programming for children; with all due respect to any adults fans, it seems pretty important that kids sitting down to enjoy the adventures of a spunky young girl not be blindsided with some vintage racism."

And that's the genius of the joke, it plays both ways equally well. Like a picture of a vase that turns into two heads who are actually rapists.

"definitely wasn't an accusation that you could just toss around without receiving major backlash."

Any Ayn Rand books on his bookshelf

A bookcase full of Bret Easton Ellis and Chuck Palaniuk

I think he's in for a surprise, because a really sizable portion of women in my general age group had a crush on the Robin Hood who was literally and figuratively a fox.

People who snidely correct your use of the English language, doubly so when they're actually wrong. Anyone who mocks your childhood crushes.

I once went out with a guy who said he was a writer, and since I'm also a writer, I asked who some of his favorite authors were. He said,

I haven't described a boy as dreamy in a looong time but I was utterly entranced by this one's eyes.

I don't want Fifty Shades but I don't want this either. Can Jurassic World just have a bunch of boning and we'll call it good.

3 is definitely the most acceptable thing here, I must say. I'd call 6 is the most ridiculous. Really? There's some sort of magic that happens when a girl sleeps with her fourth partner that suddenly makes her a bad girlfriend? Man, I must be the *worst* girlfriend. Better let my long-term boyfriend know that one!