Neither. Neither of the literate DMV officials.

An engine that produces more than 50 horsepower: Check

Bruh.

You left off functioning brakes, ignitions, fuel systems, steering boxes, transfer cases, coolant lines, gauges, springs, shocks, sheet metal, ...

To be fair, Erik did say MODERN cars. So I guess that sorta makes sense, given how terrible rearward visibility is on a lot of them.

For what it’s worth everyone in Jalopnik’s slack chatroom is yelling at Erik for the backup-camera take

POWER STEERING?

FTFY

Let us know what—and who—you want to see in this space.

The penis museum mirrors its focus. It’s smaller than you’d expect, overrated, and smells weird. I left unsatisfied.

My favorite solution: Find your favorite soccer-loving sports bar and go have a drink or two. Not going to be quite the same without the US in it, but should still be fun when the major countries like Argentina, Brazil or Germany are playing!

You know, people tend to respond better to friendly, constructive criticism. Calling someone dumb and useless isn’t helpful and alienates yourself from both the writer and community.

I think we should combine masochist and Torchinsky to create a new portmanteau named “masochinsky”, which describes automotive journalists who have an affinity for fun/unreliable vehicles.

Wow, another hot take on how people are stupid for buying SUVs that get the same (or better) MPG than their minivan equivalents and are actually usable for people with more than just their flaky love interest to move around.

Side note: SUVs have better fuel economy than some passenger cars did 10 years ago.

‘State’s Rights’ is a cornerstone belief of Republicans...

Totally agreed! They let us hold down our Message bubbles and Delete All. Let us do it on the attachments, Apple! Haha

Automatic transmission for when you don’t give a shift.

Fuck cancer.

100% Agree. Or states that have safety inspections (*cough*every state should have them *cough*), make those safety recalls mandatory for pass. No recall performed? Rejection sticker. 30 days on the clock to get it fixed (which is free at dealerships). In VA, reinspection is included in cost of state inspection if…