Is it worth noting that, given the average weight of an American, “tons of people” is about 23 people.

At first I thought it was far-fetched for him to be killing a random guy to become Chief of Police of this tiny town, but the last couple episodes have underscored how little he has going on in his life so his desperation to have something makes sense.

Really? No Return of the Living Dead 3?!  

The sort of movie that has no blooper reel because all the mistakes are in the final cut and no one gave a shit.

she’s not a nepo baby.  she’s a legacy artist.

One strange, frustrating feature of the politics around the Iraq War is that a broad consensus has emerged that the war was a colossal mistake, without any corresponding acknowledgement that the people saying that in 2003 were right. I suspect that many of the people who were eager to vilify the Dixie Chicks in 2003…

His performance is the sole reason to see (and enjoy) this film. What a stupid nomination.

When you thought you were stealing a Mustang...

He was as cheap as his non-union Mexican equivalent, Sawyer Spielbergo. 

Meat should only be fluffed on a porn shoot, not at the worst sandwich store. 

I have not seen the movie, but this reminds me of the Christopher Lee quote, “Every actor has to make terrible films from time to time, but the trick is never to be terrible in them.”

The old AV Club is dead. We should hold a way for it.

And he ditched the shows as soon as he could ...

I think the copy editor was also kept “away at night.”

I think you mean Australia...?

No, the proto-Alien is on purpose by the Engineers. The “real” Alien is further on purpose by an annoyed robot with daddy issues.

The big twist is we find out the Xenomorph originated in the deadliest place in the universe: rural Minnesota.

Or heavyset, hairy gay beekeepers.

I miss this version of the AVClub.

The Kingdom of Heaven Director’s Cut is genuinely a different film, and deserves that spot on the list with a bullet.