I think you mean Australia...?

No, the proto-Alien is on purpose by the Engineers. The “real” Alien is further on purpose by an annoyed robot with daddy issues.

The big twist is we find out the Xenomorph originated in the deadliest place in the universe: rural Minnesota.

Or heavyset, hairy gay beekeepers.

I miss this version of the AVClub.

So you’re saying NASA needs to hire the world’s best drillers? 

I mean, I love it, but if there’s a problem with the film it’s in the script. The film looks better than anything on this list in my opinion and has more ideas too.

The Kingdom of Heaven Director’s Cut is genuinely a different film, and deserves that spot on the list with a bullet.

That Low cover of Africa by Toto is a banger.

Now how bout you guys straighten out the rights issues so we can watch the actual vids again?

Don’t hide your light, AVC. Some of us still remember AV Undercover:

I goddamn hated Romeo+Juliet.

For what I’ve heard, she’s more of a Snooki fan.

Kevin Smith talked about how Green shit talked him about lowering the bar for indie filmmakers.

Halloween director David Gordon Green’s latest franchise reboot is full of ideas—but they don’t add up to an actual movie

I want to see Randall Munroe create a comic about this.  :-)

You misspelled The Exorcist III.

I don’t know if you can post this or not, but so you know, Mr. Becker, the aggressor, was a disabled veteran who was suffering, among other things, from PTSD. His actions are typical of many PTSD vets who get in “trigger” situations and react violently. This story is sad from so many angles and neither Mr. Becker nor…

While Buffy was groundbreaking in many ways, it didn’t connect with me because I found Buffy whiny and insufferable. I preferred the other characters by far. I do consider Angel to be the superior series because Angel’s arc is more interesting.