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John Small Berries
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I was going to request a subscription to your newsletter, but actually...I’m already right there with you!

I did this in the other thread, but once again I want to stump for Ivy!!! They were so good, and you likely have heard at least a song or two. “Edge Of The Ocean” I think was used in a commercial at some point. Ivy is more about lush vibes than hooks and riffs, which further demonstrates Schlesinger’s incredible

Yes, the president should not be talking about drugs that are not proven to work, but these people ingested fish tank cleaner. If the president hadn’t said anything about cholrinique, they probably would not have had the idea to try it.

$10 (after $5 gift card) is pretty close to the all-time low on these things. Sometimes you can grab them for ~$9 or $9.50, but this is a screaming deal if you want a cast iron pan.

$10 (after $5 gift card) is pretty close to the all-time low on these things. Sometimes you can grab them for ~$9 or

I’ve received one mixtape, and it was nothing but Aimee Mann’s “Stupid Thing” on repeat. I took it as proof I’d improved the musical taste of the person who made it.

“Hey, thanks for the mixtape. Why are they all break-up songs?”

OK... now that... that I have no argument for.

I didn’t know that Dust was producing full length feature films. Their Youtube channel is full of amazing sci-fi shorts.

I wonder would it be such a crime for the Beastie Boys (or HAIM) to mention in their songs one time to remember that we suffered.

The REAL vaccine is the friends we made along the way.

Yo, Starbucks, your coffee is okay and I’mma let you finish, but Panera has the best chain store coffee of all time.

Thank you for your sacrifice. You walked so we could run (away from this).

I’m a vagina having individual, though quite possibly not in your target demographic because I’m in my late 40s, and also not exactly positive if you’re into vaginas in general. But it’s totally ok to have condoms out. Go for it! If it makes you feel better to keep them in a drawer, that’s fine, too. But even back in

I’m a vagina having individual, though quite possibly not in your target demographic because I’m in my late 40s, and

Does it run in reverse? The flatulence removal system with a charcoal filter ..helping marriages everywhere.

for cats it’s pretty easy. Whatever the size of the bed, half goes to the cat. The rest goes to everything else that sleep there. Because whatever size of bed you have, the cat will always set up in the most impractical spot, and choose a position so cute in mere seconds that you won’t have the heart to move it around.

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.

That’s awesome. Your shows are beginning to bleed into each other. You are approaching the apotheosis of prestige television. Edie Falco and Bojack Horseman are going to go skipping by hand-in-hand while Nathan Fillion, Dominick West, Lennie James, and Martin Sheen play horseshoes in a little park while Bear the dog

No because he’s a horse of course. And no one can talk to a horse of course.

Spark plugs used to be super easy, but Jeep had different ideas apparently...