And we have a winner!!

It only makes one cup of coffee at a time, which is exactly right for the lazy.

I love all her projects and the fact that she shares such detailed plans. (And oh wow that basement playground!)

Yeah, but this arrest was completely lawful. In that state, you have to run on a sidewalk if possible.

Here.

Aren’t those cleaners like bleach, scrubbing bubbles and Ajax pretty much household items already?

Don’t forget, contracts were so important to the Founders that they were enshrined in the Constitution:

Maybe, just maybe, this human being shouldn’t be subjecting herself to more punches/kicks to the skull in the future.

Immediately after the interview, UFC announced it had signed the babies.

I know EXACTLY how she feels.

In legal terms, Not Guilty is exactly the same thing as Acquitted - you are cleared of criminal charges.

Trying to make bad relationships work.

1. Star Trek 4: Scotty and the Computer

Because it’s not inheritable. You die, the remainder of your winnings go back to the state.

It’ll solve my financial problems. Once I pay off my student loans, and set up my elderly, disabled Mom with a trust fund for her lifetime care, I’ll set up a family trust, run by disinterested parties, and everyone will have to submit grant proposals to get cash. If my cousins can come up with good business proposals…

I agree that getting suddenly filthy rich won’t guarantee you happiness and may cause problems. But I’ve never found working in a boring job 8-12 hours a day to stave off poverty is any sort of spiritual Nirvana either. I would be willing to experiment with a different set of problems for awhile.

An even better idea is to pay off outstanding debt you have.

Oil Boom! Lot’s of Oil Money and a very small population in the state.

It’s hard to “not care” when wearing clothes that aren’t “nice” enough lands you in a one-on-one with your boss. “Do you only have three business outfits? Go buy more this weekend.”