In addition to Matthew Fox and Philip Seymour Hoffman, My Boyfriend’s Back also features the first theatrical appearance of Matthew McConaughey (as “Guy 2").

I’d add Doom (2016) and The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening (2019) to the list.

So...season 1 of Fortitude? 

The first step toward solving your problem is to admit that you have one. Thank you for being brave and sharing with us that you do not find an objectively* attractive woman to be attractive. Now you can begin to heal.

*: Once someone attempts to kill a president in a person’s honor, that person’s attractiveness is no…

The shopping conditions inside a typical midwestern Walmart have deteriorated to the point that it no longer counts as a “modern era” experience.

Plus there are EP roles that mean “I raised the money for this”

With an eye-watering production budget of $200 million to $250 million

Russell Crowe / The Pope’s Exorcist

The Thief of Oz

Speaking of islands, I’m a huge fan of viewing Alien: Covenant not as an Alien film, but as an Island of Dr. Moreau homage. It plays much better that way.

In fairness, that one was at least hinted at by the archaeological finds on Earth, which showed that the engineers had revisited Earth in the past and interracted with multiple early human civilizations. So it would be reasonable that they had influence on the development of human language, and thus there would be…

I think you mean Australia...?

Just avert your eyes until Tim Burton has reached completion. This is his $100 million dollar furry fantasy, not yours.

The Transporter has indeed acquired a diverse skillset throughout his years.

Instead of questioning her sexuality, can we all agree to pivot to an Avril Lavigne-style “She was replaced by a doppelganger” conspiracy instead? It would be way more fun.

I think the key to redeeming Alien: Covenant’s reputation is to view it as an Island of Dr. Moreau adaptation that happens to have xenomorphs in it.

Alternate Headline: Studio Uses Social Media Faux Pas As Excuse To Remove The Actress Nobody Cares About And Promote Beloved Starlet Jenna Ortega To Franchise Lead

Ridley’s 3 children are all directors, too. Jake is an accomplished music video and with a few feature credits as well, Luke directed the film Morgan and a few episodes of Raised By Wolves, and Jordan directed the film Cracks. All of them frequently direct commercials, just like Ridley started out doing.

Not all the time. Sometimes they be shopping.

Alternate headline: “Oblivious Old Man Sued For Acting Like An Oblivious Old Man”