No, I got it. I just don’t think it was done well. Yes, some individual gags do land (and the No Exit one is indeed great), but overall I thought it missed 9/10 shots that it took. 

Opinions vary wildly with this franchise, since fans tend to want/expect different things. Some want true horror, some want campy trash. Some want to stick to canon, some laugh off the very idea of plot consistancy. Some think New Blood was great, and others are wrong ;-)

I think you’re misreading the context of the title. The series takes place in mid-October.

I’d go for Clown (2014) over Stitches. Seems way easier to continue the premise of a clown suit that slowly merges with the wearer. Especially if Jon Watts was willing to revisit his debut feature now that he has some MCU cache to leverage.

Counter-point to bringing back anything having to do with The Burning: almost impossible to do this without the Weinstein’s profiting in some way. It was the first film ever produced by Miramax (& their 2nd distribution). Harvey has Story By credit in addition to being Producer, and Bob shares screenplay credit and…

There were five Grindhouse trailers

Halloween director David Gordon Green’s latest franchise reboot is full of ideas—but they don’t add up to an actual movie

To be fair, the headline claims it’s the best “exorcism movie”, and the actual exorcism is the weakest part of Exorcist III. And it wasn’t in Blatty’s original cut either. And the film wasn’t even supposed to be called Exorcist III.

My sex tape begs to differ.

Keep in mind that the part about deciding the dog wasn’t worth it was just the author editorializing. Given how long the man had held on to him by that point, it was likely more of a “Go on boy, save yourself!” gesture.

Why didn’t an adult in your life ask what the actual fuck was going on at your school?

This is a fucking waste of time in a school.

His name needs to be James, so we can also get the cringe-inducingly bad title pun “Jim & Tonic”.

Shhhhhh!!!! Don’t acknowledge it! He probaby did it by mistake. If you point it out he might go back and correct it.

As the old joke goes, “Imagine your fate being in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.”

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1000% this. 

GoodBadFlicks does a great breakdown of what went wrong with that movie, and how we could have gotten something much better.

She’s been looking increasingly plastic lately. Someone has explained to her that it’s just voiceover work and she doesn’t have to turn herself into CGI for the role, right?

No doubt he’ll have learned to do his damnedest to keep things on the low.