If you have an Aldi near you, eating ice cream for dinner can actually be relatively healthy.

Just a quick glance at my Netflix app reveals a lot of absences on this list.

Standard procedure, even for most land-based searches. The increased risk that nightime poses to the searchers is far greater than the likelihood of finding anything useful, exponentially so in water.

If you’re from the midwest, there was a regional franchise called Duds n’ Suds.

Seriously, how did The AV Club staff ever forget about...

I forever maintain that the Cars films are a sequel trilogy to Stephen King’s Maximum Overdrive

I’m surprised this didn’t make the list. It seems like a no-brainer: it has illustrations, a child protagonist and is a quick read, perfect for holding a younger reader’s attention.

Mine was Pet Semetary in 5th grade (because it was going to be a movie soon). Luckily I was already a huge fan of horror movies, so I was somewhat braced for the content. Still though...

“Spartacus" did, but that was because of the lead actor’s ultimately fatal health issues.

Honest question: is there any practical reason to spend this much on a Le Creuset skillet when you can get a Lodge for <$20? I have cast iron cookware from both, and while the craftsmanship of the Le Creuset is slightly more refined, I’ve found absolutely no difference in their performance.

Honest question: is there any practical reason to spend this much on a Le Creuset skillet when you can get a Lodge…

Go fuck yourself...and then definitely check out "The Nice Guys" but ignore that "Crazy Stupid Love" suggestion. 

Cobbler is great and all, but Crisp is the easier and tastier way to go, so around here it is simply The Way. 

I’m in Iowa. Still like having security cameras around. Theft/assault may be less prevalent than in cities, but stupid drunk people are everywhere.

I’ve been using this time to try out making a bunch of Indian dishes, so my staples have become bags of jasmine and brown rice (basmati is always sold out around here), canned coconut milk and 5lb bags of frozen chicken breasts. Greek yogurt and an overabundance of spices have been my staples for years, so those have…

Your headline erroneously implies that a Facebook group where members pretend to be ants was ever on the rails to begin with.

Obligatory John Mulaney post:

Adding pecans and bourbon. If no one ever hears from me again, you’ll know it was a success.

Same lucky feeling here. Put together my home gym in Jan/Feb, just in the nick of time.

Bailey’s will also work. And reduce anxiety. Just sayin’.

Rotating push-up bases are no joke. I thought they were a gimmick at first, but after a trusted friend swore by them, I picked up a cheap set to give it a try. The rotation took a little adjusting to, but other than that it didn’t seem to do much more than my regular push-ups...until the next morning, when I could…

Rotating push-up bases are no joke. I thought they were a gimmick at first, but after a trusted friend swore by…