I think I was almost definitely someone else’s worst flight experience. I was six, and this being 1989, it was totally ok for my parents to put me on a flight from DC to California to visit my grandparents, solo. I was sitting next to a business guy, who clearly wanted to get business done, and this being before…

Miley calling her hospital gown "hipster" made me like her even more. She knows what is.

I'm pretty sure it was predominantly Puritans there for that period.

I'm going to assume, based on no evidence other than that it was the latrine for an18th century fencing school, that it was a male who was using this thing when he dropped it.

Yeah, the Puritans were way more ahead of their time than many people would assume. I mean, they were crazy, but they totally believed in the importance(/existence) of lady orgasms.

*Grade: F (Meghan Trainer approaches you and says, “Hi, I’m ‘All About That Bass’ Meghan Trainor.”)*

How does the email writer seemingly know every detail of Tyler's personal life? I feel like the tone was supposed to be making fun of things he might have claimed while drunk, but who remembers every little thing some drunk guy says at a party?