I saw Weird Al in concert earlier this week, so my life is pretty much complete now.

Spin City was always on in the middle of the day on FX and was my go-to home sick from school or bored on summer break show. The show was average but the actors were all pretty great.

I completely dominated the debate. I know man people argue Rebecca was pretty good, but I always found her character to be very redundant. I thought Kirstie Alley did a good job, but Diane was just so much better. I've always felt weird comparing Coach to Woody considering the circumstances of the cast change.

Friday was our last day of school, so after attending graduation, a bunch of us teachers sat around a bonfire getting drunk (yes children, teachers are people too).

Ehh, not really. That's pretty much my whole life.

As a high school teacher, there will always be a fear of my students. I almost always drive one town over to buy my booze as to avoid 14 year olds spreading the rumor that Miss Orangeshoes is a lush.

My bad. I truly and sincerely apologize.

These types of idiot arguments mostly just make me want pot to be legal in my state* asap so I can help prove Nancy Grace wrong. Responsible adults CAN get high as shit and not murder anyone.

Sometimes I just enjoy sitting alone in my apartment angrily stewing over psycho people who say crazy-ass shit. So this has been a pretty exciting night for me.

If your about to become the first member of the "Air Sex Society" you better have some condoms.

As others have said so many comedians play slight variations on the same character. Both the good (Will Ferrell) and the bad (Sandler) do this. I think she does it really well. And things like St. Vincent and Gilmore Girls show she can "really" act and has range. I also thought Tammy had a lot more depth than I…

My personal favorite is the Julia Roberts/Tom Hanks red carpet interview where she starts out by screaming "Happy Birthday Michelle Obama" and then immediately informs Billy Bush "NBC, you guys are in the toilet right now" It ends with her half crouching, alluding to her having sex with her husband.

He started doing this show on a college tour. I saw one of the very first shows. It was a little rough in some spots, but overall funny and occasionally serious in a good way. Any missteps didn't really matter though, as he was performing to a bunch of college kids who loved Ron Fucking Swanson.

Nothing will ever be as great as Juliet's scooter spying, but here's hoping that'll be a close second.

I'm pretty sure the second Micah showed up people on the interwebs immediately assumed it was Gunnar's brothers son.

When I very briefly thought he might die this episode all I could think is "I will never watch this show again" because no matter how much I love Mrs. Coach, Esten is for sure my favorite part of the show.

On Trading Spaces homeowners talked about their ceiling fan like it was their newborn child. The designers generally seemed to think of them as the equivalent to a dead rat floating in their sink.

I Loved What Not to Wear—Clinton and Stacey were the best, but I'd always get mad when they'd tell mothers with multiple children that they couldn't wear sweatpants to the grocery store. Just no. I have no children but it is in the Midwesterners Bible that sweatpants are acceptable and welcomed attire in a Kroger.

Who wouldn't want to literally feel like they were living in a circus all of the time?

Frank's more folksy designs were definitely not my taste, but he was still my favorite designer. His personality definitely matched his designing and I think I'm now coming to the realization that I just wanted him to be my grandpa.