I'm no mixologist, but I bet the total number was higher than two.

“The police”, meaning a squad of privately hired goons and “bothering”, meaning existing within 10 miles of the calling Faux News bigot.

The prawn balls actually being pork seems especially egregious, since it violates religious dietary laws of nearly 2 billion people. Definitely a reason to go ahead and buy the vegetarian “fish” balls instead. Unless they’re actually prawns.

Yeah, we shouldn’t be assigning the Moon pronouns without asking what they think

I would have found this hilarious ten years ago, but now I’m just tired. 

There’s a huge difference between automobile accidents and planes falling out of the sky because of known, intentionally hidden, engineering flaws, you knob.

Yeah, but you got to figure that somewhere around the intersection of “Hippocratic oath” and “too stupid to live”, there is a speeding karma waiting to run these assholes out of our misery.

Amazing — I was just talking to my son about this interview (watched it this morning). It’s remarkable the lengths these patients are going to with their magical/conspiracy thinking.

I’d pay $50 to watch a livestream of tiny acrobats kicking the shit out of Daniel Lamarre.

Look if you went back 20 years ago and told anyone they would have to support a piece of software for ten years they would have laughed directly into your face. To Microsoft's credit Windows 7 was really good! And if you are running a machine not connected to the internet then who cares! But if you are on the internet…