I love the idea that hackers are just out there sharing random porn videos through famous people’s Twitter (which actually wouldn’t be a bad way to promote porn sites!) instead of stealing money or getting actual blackmail material.

The second thing

Yeah, that’s defamation alright. Who likes brunettes?

I need to see the video before I can decide how I feel.

What’s the number of her trainer?

Honest question: Did this asshole get a statue in front of the stadium because people wanted it (maybe he gave back some money to the community, was beloved by people looking the other way), or did he do it himself?

Was his name Brandon?

I’m kind of grasping for how a soccer player is considered a celebrity.

Before we leap to condemn him here we have to remember that Griezmann is French and therefore was raised in a different culture. A cowardly, racist culture.

I STOP SHORT

Bless your heart!

I’m gonna harass your sweet behind, but it’s gonna be polite harassment.

My best friend moved to South Carolina a few years back (originally from the northeast). When he started work at his new job he noticed all the black folks calling him Mr. (Pronounced closer to missuh) Brandon. Said it made him so uncomfortable and told them as nicely as possible that everyone calls him Brandon.

I thought about doing a Falcons joke but no one gives a shit about them. Should’ve gone with the 2004 ALCS.

Show me how you wiggle to get those jeans up. I bet you had to lay down on your bed to fit into those jeans. Did you step into those jeans or did you have to jump into them?

Roger is in a tough spot here. On the one hand, he could end up setting a precedent that could lead to the NFL having zero owners. On the other hand, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.

Somewhere a sweaty, red-faced Berman is panting and saying, “We got out of there just in time, Leather.”

+1:100 scale

This is how legends are made.