Making fun of burn victims is such no-brow humor.

a 27-year-old guy in Vero Beach who was hospitalized with second- and third-degree burns

I love that you think he knows who Che Guevara is.

When they go low, we’ll get lower and punch you in the taint.

I think it’s not uncommon of the relationship minorities have with America. It’s like loving a parent that beat you and on occasion still calls you a loser. Meanwhile your siblings who are given all the benefits and attention don’t understand why you resent dad so much.

bullshit big nacho product placement

The nachos didn’t get spilled, they’re just looking for a payout

THE CARDINALS LOST THEIR FIRST NACHOS

Sorry, but these things do make history books.

Then we can finally get all the 240lb white guys who played line in high school in 1988 a shot, if they haven’t all left for the sweet mining jobs, what with Trump’s coal industry Boom being on and all

Is that him in the J. Crew ad?

I’m jealous. You’re clearly way higher than me right now.

+1 shitty USAA commercial.

No one talks about it because it’s not about business, at least not originally, it’s about police brutality and racial justice, which affects people of color no matter how much they have in the bank. Good grief, indeed.

That is at least two bananas, right?

That’s the part I didn’t get. They pay big bucks first, then they’re supposed to leave the stadium and forfeit that? A rich-kid asshole like Trump doesn’t realize how much $100 means.

I love that Pres. Dotard’s suggestion for a fan protest was to leave the stadium when you saw a protest, abandoning a ticket you probably paid over $100 for. That’ll teach the NFL a lesson!

Booing during the national anthem? Those true fucking patriots.

As myself and numerous other vets have pointed out, our oath is “to support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.” It has nothing to do with flag, or the National Anthem, or public fucking sporting events. People who want to make this “about the troops” are…

If only the Amoroso roll would have knocked a ‘wooder ice’ out of his hand... It could have been the Philly quintuple threat.