This is the most Philadelphia moment ever: the Eagles, uncool white guys, troubling political views, Amoroso rolls.

If there is anything better in life than a three-run walk-off homer in the eleventh inning when your broken-down, half-a-team is fighting like hell to stay in it, I haven’t experienced it yet. #lgm

Showed him no MRSA

Hate Men Out

I think a guy running from third would reach home faster than a ball being rolled from the mound.

Anyone with some modicum of intellect could have forseen the outcome. You make the outcome of touchbacks worse for the team kicking off, you will see less of them. It seems like they only considered the incentives of the receiving team in this and my god, are they that basic?

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So you are saying the PSU connection didn’t even require a joke.

Some say Kiante might get better with prolonged cellaring.

Don’t forget about tanks! They have tanks!

*picture not from Charlotte, but point still stands

That was a really athletic catch, but I truly think that it is his work ethic and intelligence that will make him a success.

Do you see now why people are so freaking upset about you taking up time to legislate which bathroom people piss in when you elected officials could be doing something useful? Like bringing justice.

“I don’t spend my free time watching the NFL, just clicking on, reading, and commenting on a sports blog’s articles about not watching the NFL.”

This is an excellent take that will be drowned out by rocket fuel-level takes from fans and talking heads alike real soon. So I will applaud this before the avalanche of hate-fueled and/or point-missing retorts comes, in and out of the league.

No snark, no smarm. All the best to him.

Except this reeks of some idiot manager saying “my nephew is a computer whiz! I’m sure he can Photoshop this!” in some product planning meeting and everyone not giving enough of a shit to care that the end result is horrendous. It doesn’t take a genius to do what they did in this. I’m not a retoucher and I could do…

I hacked their FTP site and found a prototype of the track-only edition.

You mean Bomby McBombface isn’t a good name for a Bomber?

Your hunch is likely correct: