I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

That’s cold, bro.

BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

To be honest, I think what they did here is odious. If they keep protesting on friday nights, I bet they’ll take a lot of shit for it back in class and grow to really hate Mondays. If I were a student there I would think they should flush their protest right down the Jon. I’m sick and tired of the division in this…

I’m pretty sure that shorter guy is already taken by a taller guy.

“Guys, let’s not rush to judgement.”

Counterpoint: Yes.

“I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.” - Mitch Hedberg

How did you miss this piece of trash? ESPN left it up for a good while.

Totally understand my dude. Let me help. A“Home Run” is an antiquated term for what we used to call; Dingers, Dongers, or Dongs, among others. Feel free and jerk, ding, slap, stroke those dingers, dongers, or dongs too.

His leg snaps and points 90 degrees from the way legs are supposed to point.

I remember that guy.

He gets enough undeserved attention.

I found it!

“To Fred Smoot: The greatest two way player in the league”

“Pending Approval."

“My speedometer pulls out, but I don’t”

I checked Beachwood’s website. It does come with BUMPER TO BUMPER warranty ! No wonder he looks happy.

It’d be so easy to get in. Just scratch off that 36W 32L and write in a 34W 32L and they’d think you’re a totally different guy!

Everything about this story is fucking awesome. This guy, Kevin Harlan, that suck-ass game, all of it. Fantastic.