Ahhh... CREEPY GHOST FACE!!

Gravy SEAL.

At least it was a good point! That was really comprehensive and well written. I spent about two years during my PhD doing SERMs research — primarily on lasofoxifene enantiomers — and I thought it was going to be my time to shine. But I will happily defer to you as 2 years of research pales in comparison to 20 years of…

He’s been taken out before.

Not to mention his mangled testicles...

*Pablo waves*

Yeah, but can she throw a knuckler?

God damn, that story was an emotional rollercoaster.

“You know, if he was a hockey player he would have —

You can’t say we don’t know what really happened, so you’re wrong. But I’m assuming what we don’t know, so I’m right.

The Indians and Reds did this a few weeks ago. They sell the home and home as an in-state rivalry kind of thing. I think you’re right about giving the fans an opportunity to travel back and forth to games. The Indians built a new Spring Training facility in Goodyear, AZ which they now share with the Reds, which means…

During Summer workouts in college, our strength coach had a policy that any squabbles over music were immediately dealt with by playing the old NFL Films music for the duration of the workout.

Maybe that’s what the new cost of attendance stipend was meant for. “Here’s an extra three grand, now go pay for someone else’s attendance.” For what it’s worth, I played football in college and not everyone is a complete dumbass — just most of them.

I charged my friends $50 for the standard 5-7 pages. Granted, I only did this a handful times and mostly for a friend who was very, very stupid. I would also strongly encourage a tip if the paper earned an A. That seems like a lot, but all I had to do was mention the citations and a reference section and they’d pay up…

A bunch of my friends in college were petroleum engineering majors. They had great starting salaries — most made 6-figures, or close it, directly out of college. The trade-off was that they were likely to end up in the middle of nowhere, either in the Dakotas, Alaska, or some other far-flung oil field. I heard a lot…

Obviously the details are still pretty sketchy, but there have been a number of professional baseball players have been kidnapped while they were visiting their family or playing Winter ball in their home country, usually for a large ransom, in South America or the Caribbean. And I imagine that for each kidnapping…

Have you seen the 30 for 30? It’s called The Two Escobars. I had never even heard the story until I watched it — absolutely crazy.

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Well, if you have a football-sized calf there’s not much point in getting a baseball-sized tattoo.