This bird is nothing but a gimmick bird. They’re the one-trick pony of birds, and said trick does not out way the terrible noise they make.

This is the most right opinion about birds.

Listen, the Cavs mean a lot. But the RNC roadshow is coming through in July... So as long as you aren’t putting any particular horsemen on hold — and this goes for everyone — we might be okay.

As a son of Cleveland? Absolutely. In regards to Cleveland sports? No.

Hey! We have the Republican National Convention, too! So, I guess what I’m trying to say is, none of us will probably be living here soon.

Yeah. I stand by this.

I’m interested in starting a sub-segment within these comments called: Cardinals fan or Peter Thiel?

I order the club sandwich all the time, but I’m not even a member, man. I don’t know how I get away with it. How’d it start anyway? I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread. So do I! Well let’s form a club then. Alright, but we need more stipulations. Yes we do; instead of cutting the sandwich once, let’s cut…

Hot take, friend.

How many grains? All of them. All of the grains.

Yeah. But is he elite?

Mmm... That sweet, sweet bamboo.

Bruh.

That seems a bit more like a Baylor kind of party.

We are, right and truly, entering the age of water flipping... Enjoy this. Flip in the moment. Flip to feel alive. Flip like no one is watching (even though I know you’re all filming it...).

This comment is so good, the NHL won’t let me read it again.

“I never have stood for inaccuracies,” La Russa said...

Right. That’s a lot of fucking pills. This isn’t a college kid skimming off of his prescription to make a few bucks. There is some weight moving around beyond that many.

Somebody took a bunch of Xanax and then didn’t do anything? Yeah. That sounds about right.