This fucking guy... Competing with, not one, but four animal impressions, a juggler, multiple examples of hot fire, and mother fuckin’ Abhinav Maroju rapping or singing — he’s a double threat! And still, Mike the Bike isn’t phased.

I’m hoping they finally get a chance to discuss the whole ‘Who wants to sex Biyombo?!’ incident.

Ehh. Nevermind.

I completely agree. I’m a really big fan of the resurgence of baseball players having fun — and not just the militant Bryce Harper kind of fun. Cabrera is a complicated guy for Indians fans. For as much damage as he’s done to the left field wall and bleachers at Progressive Field (also the AL Central standings), he’s…

*Nodding Intensifies*

VA-VOOM!!

Tweets like this have gotten me through some really dark times.

...could dedicate a full season to trolling the Cardinals after every loss...

I’ve never been a fan of the Crying Jordan meme... But this, this is why the internet was invented.

Deadspin or the Cardinals?

Every bit as bad as that series was, is every bit how good this series is.

There’s been a lot of Mitch Hedberg in the comments lately — something I totally endorse.

I think it’s really cool that Andres Cantor (stole his name from the other comment) can exude the same enthusiasm regardless of whether it’s a gorgeous back heel pass or violent ricochet off of a defender’s face that leads to the goal.

+1 (in the span of a couple minutes...)

This GIF really says it all... People from Pittsburgh are fucking terrible.

Juan Uribe’s Children: Janny, Juanny, Juan, Johanny.

Allow me to preface this statement by saying that I’ve only given this about 2 minutes of thought and I didn’t get much sleep last night...

It can’t help it, Mr. President. It was engineered with a thyroid issue.

Reminds me of these guys...

As an Oshkosher (...maybe?), at what age do you start to fulfill your civic duty of smacking anyone who uses ‘by-gosh’ within a 2-sentence radius of your town’s name?