Dr. Abstained Love or: How I Learned to Stop Scurrying and Lob the Bomb

No Penetration: The Time Tebow Story

Dr. Abstained Love or: How I Learned to Stop Scurrying and Lob the Bomb

Tim Tebow’s The Art of Poor (Footwork)

Tebow Time: Something Pick-ed This Way Comes

He’s just getting an early start in his preparations for the Republican National Convention...

Those were my thoughts exactly — although astronomically less informed — regarding the safety of these cars. No fire. No serious injury, significant, but not life threatening (thankfully). It’s just absolutely amazing. I saw the GIF on another site with no context provided and I raced over here to get information of…

We will not stand by and watch Virginia racing drift to the bottom of the barrel. We aspire to create one of the top thoroughbred racing programs in America. Virginians deserve no less.

It’ll always be The Jake for me, too. There’s no cool nickname for Progressive Field, maybe I’d come around if there were... It was an easy switch from The Gund to The Q because it sounds cool.

$13 District tickets if you don’t mind standing room on the drink rails in left or right field. Plus, they have a really awesome new area with seating and fire pits out in right — plus Melt, Bario, and some other local spots. Thirteen bucks covers admission and your first drink (beer or pop) and if you go on a dollar…

Have you seen the new renovations? It’s always been a beautiful place to watch a game, but when I first saw the new concourse I almost didn’t recognize it! I’ve had so many great experiences, I still get goosebumps every time I walk into the place.

I really do hate to see this. But it’s a good thing they only do it to horses and not other animals like bulls — otherwise Derek Rose would have gotten the bolt gun years ago.

I have never been to a horse race that didn’t involve at least one horse death. I quit going to horse races after just a few times.

If a horse goes to heaven and gets its angel wings, does it technically become a centaur?

Unless Barbaro was a Buddhist and, subsequently, reincarnated...

Come again...?

Why should he bother to confirm anything? One of his primary demographics still uses flip phones and, with the exception of passing around the same exceptionally immature memes on Facebook, can’t manage to get beyond the Yahoo homepage without installing 19 different toolbars.

How can a sports blog be left-wing?

Chi Chi Rodriguez?

“...Sorry for the convenience.”