If FOX couldn’t get him to do the World Series — and it would be amazing if they could — I would love to watch him call the All-Star game. I love the idea of the greatest to ever do it, a guy who’s seen so many great players through the years, call a game with the current crop of the best and brightest MLB has to…

I just realized that I couldn’t name a single player for the Braves off the top of my head. I looked at the roster and obviously knew a bunch of guys, but I had no idea they were in Atlanta.

+1 [Applause Break]

I hope he remembered to pick it up after the fight. If you get it in milk fast enough, they can usually put it back.

Rougned Odor’s Wikipedia page has already been updated...

Rougned Odor’s Wikipedia page has already been updated...

I hope you’re watching this, ISIS. You best take heed... Sure, it’s Lehigh now, but you’re next!! Your women’s softball team doesn’t stand a chance.

It actually gets a bit worse... The various colors besides white just go ahead and outline the dong, as to erase any doubt at all.

I would have like this a lot more if the guy hadn’t sped up Bartolo’s home run trot for the sake of the edit.

On the bright side, I bet the skin on your knuckles is GREAT!!

Everything should be Vin Scully.

God damn, those look like good nachos.

In related news, Bartolo Colon’s belt has gone into hiding.

What put those odds in perspective for me is that the Browns are only at 100-1 to win the Super Bowl next year. I don’t know the ins and outs of the Premier League (or bookmaking for that matter), but it seems crazy that a team still in the top division could be booked at such long odds. Maybe it’s just a foreign idea…

That sucks so much. And, from what I’ve heard, he dumped that guy because he wasn’t licensed as a financial advisor. An old picture on an old cell phone... It’s a minefield of leeches and snakes out there.

Well, obviously the fix was in the first match... Look at the referee, he’s got the same damn haircut they do. Also, I suspect they are all currently living shirtless somewhere in inland Florida with, what’s left of, that same haircut.

Quicken Loans Arena hosts over 200 events per year... And there’s another 14,000+ seat arena less than a mile away that hosts just as many. In Cleveland.

It looks like #31 turns on his afterburners to get away...

Somewhere in Philly there’s a football operations intern who just realized he forgot to explain the whole ‘City of Brotherly Love’ thing during the ride from the airport...

I love that Hammond is building a Mustang at 1:22. Those little, stupid details make me miss that big, stupid show so much.