I stopped everything I was doing just to give your comment a moment of appreciation.

Assuming they were allowed to do that — The ECMO pump would probably fit, but the entire rig is a circuit of tanks, tubes, ports, sensors which make it quite large. I’m assuming they needed the entire machine and rig. It’s a really incredible device... The same way that a dialysis machine works as an external renal…

Hopefully it’s a trainer or you may give new meaning to the term ‘wing man’.

Which brings us to an age-old question... If a Viper goes supersonic over Norway but no one is around to hear it, does it create a sonic boom?

Uber surge-pricing will get ya...

I’ve loved them since I was a little kid. My Dad and I went to the Museum of the Air Force in Dayton and they had a cockpit you could sit in... Side Stick!!

I need someone to remind me of that every now and again. Thanks! I should be good for about another 8 months or so.

That actually made me kinda sad for a second... But you’re right, he would have really gotten a laugh!

Thanks, that makes a lot of sense! I thought maybe they were just taking a page out of Iran’s playbook...

Looking at the first text exchange objectively, without the context of everything else going on with Tunsil, there isn’t necessarily anything nefarious going on. Tunsil tells an Associate Football AD (basically a football operations guy) that he’s having trouble with his rent. He’s then told to contact an Assistant…

There are, like, 50 years worth of Dennis Hastert jokes that we need to get caught up on...

Ravens took Tunsil OFF their board after that video, member of organization tells me. OFF.

I feel weird saying this, but I hope that this bullshit is connected with the ongoing issue with his stepfather — who seems like a really great guy. What’s going on is already fucked up, but could you imagine if it is a second group of people who are also preying on him before he even had his name called.

Absolutely. It’s awesome to get playoff experience. And even though it ended in 4, they proved that they can compete on both ends of the floor with top teams in the East. Things are going to get nutty this off-season with the new salary cap (I don’t know if/how that will affect the Pistons), but I hope they keep the…

I’ve already started my fiddle lessons!! Regardless of what happens in the playoffs — I’m going to get myself a fancy RNC hooker, maybe an elephant ear, and play my city out while it burns to the ground.

I’m a Clevelander, so I’m obviously happy with the series win. But that was a really good Detroit team. They are young (at this point, still perhaps to a fault) but have a talented roster and a great coach for a young guys in Stan Van Gundy. I think Detroit, who got things rolling towards the end of the regular…

Please share your definition of PC... I’m curious.

I think then/than is becoming the new your/you’re or there/their/they’re... Not that the others have been sorted out, but because people are just really, really fucking stupid.

I knocked over my water without a cap... that’s careless. Calling someone a faggot or describing something as retarded is small-minded. Faggot.

I’m surprised that your paycheck isn’t written in crayon or poop since you work for deadspin.