“There it is. ... There it is. ... There it is. ... There it is. ... There it is. ...”

If anything, bee infestations NASCAR fans at race tracks give the whole “need for speed” thing a much different meaning.

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The way you look tonight is, oh, actually really pale and clammy... Are you okay?

Lifelong Browns fan here: You are absolutely spot on. It’s amazing how quickly fans forget that there is actually a human being behind the jersey and the money. Mental illness and addiction doesn’t discriminate. (Also, I hate you... but that’s for another day.)

“...just like employer tell you what you can and cant say to customers...”

“First, we let the Mexicans steal our jobs, and now Missourians are stealing Kansas’ cities, all right under Obama’s nose. You think it’s a coincidence [*pause to assault black college student*] that ‘Missourians’ has 11 letters just like ‘Muslim Obama’?! You know how many letters ‘Mexicans’ has? Eight. And if we let…

“Trump must be referring to the perennial powerhouse Northwest Missouri State Bearcats. Although, I would hardly say they came from no-where considering their 2 national championships in the last 3 years. However, I would caution Mr. Trump that, if he in fact plans to attend a game, he best be prepared for the…

There is somebody out there, right now, who is saying that, if he didn’t want to get a broomstick in his ass, he shouldn’t have dissented. If he treated his older teammates with respect and just did what they told him to do, none of this would have happened. Isn’t that their argument for everything? Don’t want to get…

No Gay Thursday...

They all start off as tight ends... But eventually they become wide receivers.

+1 Chinese phonebook

Staying true to the Pittsburgh sports-theme, the 16 migrants were promptly cornered and locked in the bathroom.

Counter-Counterpoint: 80's Cocaine!

You’re a real douche.

Arizona punch,

So... After the schlep, they had to prep the pep to watch their step? Yep.

The bombing was sad, though. : (

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That’s Instagram. You just described Instagram.