This is art.

Is it always the same goat?

That goat also probably didn’t consent to it’s role as a gyro... So I would say, all things considered, it could be worse for the goat.

Is it weird that I find the realistic goat pupils the most disturbing part of this?

He’s just explaining how drawn reciprocation dingle-arms can reduce sinusoidal deplantaration... It’s first day stuff, really.

“Extremely rapid deceleration was a factor in the accident...”

So much anxiety. I just had to take a klonopin because of that video, seriously.

Literally dozens of fans were affected by this mistake.

This guy in 6'1 and jumps about 48"... How bad at dribbling, shooting, passing, defense, etc... does he have to be in order to not be playing competitively anywhere?!

His name is Zeus and he’s a very good boy. And also possibly my spirit animal.

I can’t believe I have to explain this. You made an ironic statement... You see, readers thought you were referring to the Valentine’s Day tweet featuring Matt Barnes, despite Barnes’ ongoing domestic feud with now-former Knicks coach Derek Fisher when you said that the NBA lacks awareness — but then *BAM* a…

But it’s so much easier to put on socks whilst in your undies. You have full range of motion — and pants, depending on the type, can get a little pinchy. And pinchy is nothing but bad news bears.

I’m not even going to ask how you came across that...

I feel the same way! He’s been awesome lately, he’s gotten his swagger back because he’s seriously running out of fucks to give. But can you imagine how incredible it’s going to be when he’s out of office and really doesn’t have to answer to anyone. I don’t want to see him leave office, but I can’t wait for him to…

Yes, these are the students that I want carrying concealed weapons on campuses. Hey, Texas, get your fucking shit together. State legislators are finally addressing the concerns of college students. Not tuition spikes. Not uncontrollable student loans. But the right to carry weapons on campus.

At 2:32, Hart’s foot is clearly on the line. Don’t get me wrong, I fucking hate Draymond Green — but the facts are the facts... #AllStarWeekendTruther

Are there any worse trolls in the world than deadspinbetamale?

Hey — You should shut the fuck up more often.

If the name sounds familiar (it probably doesn’t), CJ Ford left Murray State after his freshman season in 2012-2013.