“Take another look at this, again. Good job guys, everybody in the truck. We’ll see this. We will — there... Oh, no we won’t. Run it back, guys.”

Wozniacki lost in straight sets — hell, she even held serve in that game. Considering she had already had her serve broken in the set, she was doing a fine job flaming out on her own.

To add to your comment, when Novak Djokovic acknowledged that he had been approached by match fixers several years ago, it happened to be in St. Petersburg.

As a matter of mere coincidence, didn’t Djokovic say that he was approached by match fixers several years ago in St. Petersburg?

I thought so, too. I guess it all depends on the conversation between the Tony Cho and the chair umpire — If he couldn’t get the call overturned, I doubt she could have either. I was under the impression that Cho would have the final say in the matter, but I guess not.

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“Jesus Nut”... “Dead Man’s Envelope”... Damn, helicopters have the coolest lingo — Unfortunately, it’s for things that will lead to a gruesome death.

Absolutely. JJ Redick’s agent really got him a hell of a deal.

I have been lucky enough to sit court side at a number of NCAA and NBA games over the last few years. I was at a Big 10/ACC Challenge game 2 years ago. There was a contested ball directly in front of me, and both players planted right on the sideline. I could have swore I saw a small puff of smoke — could have been a…

LeBron likely plays with a new pair just about every game. I know he’s a bit of an outlier, but his shoes are made around a mold of his foot and exactly to his specs. Some of the elements are a bit different than what you’d find on the shelves at a Nike store. Essentially, he doesn’t wear a size 16 (or whatever it…

In 2010, UCLA’s 2nd basemen missed the College World Series after he broke his wrist in the dog pile as the team celebrated winning their Super Regional.

This may be premature... But of all the jokes about Rick Pitino, this is my favorite.

I guess they could have plugged in him into the wall, but maybe all of the outlets were full and no one wanted to unplug that lamp in the corner.

Shut the fuck up, troll.

I’ve been to that place that you’ve been. I’m glad you’re here, man. I wish more people understood but, at the same time, that means that those people would have had to experience the sinking depression that leads to that place.

I’m saying this without any snark, because it’s something that I absolutely believe — I hope you always feel that way. Because, if you do, it means you will have never been intimately close with suidical ideation, intention, or attempt. That’s an empty state of being that I wouldn’t wish on anyone. Suicide flies in…

“...unofficially nicknamed ‘The Saddamizer’ by a design team worker...”

Leitch wrote this exact same story 9 years ago (holy shit) when G Reg got drafted!

I was surprised by this as well... This song is the pure essence of Deadspin distilled and shot in a girl’s eye. Hell, I assumed that each writer had their very own verse on a “Floor 2 Crew” tribute track.

I care about who may or may not be our future leader. What I don’t care about are the opinions of a group of farmers in a high school gym somewhere in Iowa.