This, 100%.

Your star has been temporarily placed on the Commenter’s Exempt List while I continue to gather more information.

What’s that from? I didn’t realize we were dealing with Peter Plagiarism up there and I have since revoked his star.

It was!

Going out on New Year’s Eve is like jerking off — it’s a lot of buildup for a relatively short payoff, and you’re going to be disgusted with yourself when it’s over, either way. I’ll stay home and countdown from 10 by myself, thank you very much.

You know Deadspin is a sports site, right?

By NYC, do you mean Rochester?

So, what did you go with... Blue or Irish gold?

Nous sommes tous la Tour Eiffel du Jambon.

Well, yeah... Someone had to put all the dinosaurs bones there.

Apatosauruses can’t melt steel beams.

It would be like having a handful of the shitty (sometimes warm) beers that you drank with your buddies when it was all you could get. Is it the same as relaxing with your drink of choice or pounding a bottle of jack? No way. But there’s nostalgia that comes with that shitty beer — you never really forget the taste…

Haha. I had to read it twice... but that’s great!!

Happy robot wearing a baseball cap...

Well, shucks... It’s no wonder we’re friends!!

That GIF is amazing... Thanks for finding that!! I looked (not very hard) and couldn’t come up with anything. I’ve been watching that crab dance on loop now for about 5 minutes, trying to imagine the first time the choreographer or actor did that dance for the director... And he watched it, maybe a few times, and…

All the more reason why I’m sure their #6 offensive lineman (I don’t know if they replace Peters at LT or shuffle the line and put a backup at another spot) is more than happy to take as many reps off of JP as possible. Continuity is so important for an offensive line, especially in the NFL, that a backup is going to…

Those may be coveted snaps for a backup offensive lineman trying to stay in the league.

I skipped right to the comments just to find this joke.