The thing about quitting whatever you're addicted to, well, it's that there's often no apparent ready substitute for self-medicating that inner pain. There's a hole in your life that addiction used to fill, but now nothing fills it and it... it's just empty. Staring at you. That's why people relapse. Add in a close…

Why do white people insist on calling us that? After all, it is White people who came up with these stupid concepts called "race" and blood quantums. Blood quantum is how this whole 1/2 this or 1/2 that started. They are the ones who refused to acknowledge any identity as valid unless it met their approved list of…

If we're going to be seeing Zoisa Mamet on our TV sets for the next 20 years, I would be willing to chip in for some acting lessons.

Prince Eric totally spiked the punch.

Are you kidding me? Where's weevil?

WHERE'S WALLACE MOFOS?!

But we have much better angsty vampire types in Canada, I promise.