She should be charged with felony battery.

No way man. If you strike first, you have every fucking right to get your shit rocked. This is all on her.

Let’s be fair though; the real reason to be a juror on this case is how it gives you a platform for honing your juror skills, building your brand as a juror, and attaining more high-profile jury stints as you develop your career.

There is some pretty legitimately good stuff at SB Nation - I personally really like basically everything Jon Bois does, and the Shutdown Fullcast (and other sundry things around EDSBS)

I wishi could give you more stars. ive lived through major natural disasters and stealing is NEVER ok .Fuck all of you liberal pieces of shit here who think that all morals and values should be thrown out the window here. You don’t realize it since you’re all tucked away in your mom and dad’s house, but one looting…

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

All of this. Being a white CIS male I’ve got some huge advantages and am pretty sure it’s impossible for me to really appreciate what that means properly. No matter how hard I try I doubt I’ll ever ‘get’ it. That’s a hard thing to really embrace, I’ve got all these pesky biases that keep sneaking in. Brains are…

Whoa now. I reserve the right to call anyone, regardless of sex, gender, race, or ethnicity; ‘man’.

hey idiot, at least read the news before commenting, don’t talk if you know what you are talking about
 https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2017/07/17/foreign-born-recruits-promised-citizenship-by-the-pentagon-flee-the-country-to-avoid-deportation/?utm_term=.16c844d8ef20

Hookers and blow!

Good grief people... not only will this be a terrible fight, but it will but money in the hands of genuinely terrible people. Please don’t spend your money on this. Spend it on booze and hookers if you want, but don’t give it to these assholes.

Boyz N2 the Hood

#IrishPenceWasntHere

THOMPSON: I mean, what’s your feeling on this situation?

Obama did commit the greatest crime, though: being born while not-white.

bofa as in bofa deez nuts

If you disgorge an antelope, does that mean it’s a cantaloupe?

Your mom seems to think so.

No movie was ever worse for having Bill Paxton in it.

Oh shit you can get more? I’d finally gotten rid of mine.