Nice to see you’re still around, Tomatoface.

I know this sounds terrible but I’ve definitely had Game of Throne style thoughts about poachers and the people who buy endangered species parts.

I can’t say I would be upset about that. The poacher-poaching I mean.

Ok. I’m glad you didn’t take what I said as an insult. I think you missed the nuance of the original post. By saying it was code for “white, white, and white” they were being facetious. So, OP was in fact calling bullshit on that thought process. You two are in agreement.

+1 for expert trolling.

Nope, it’s a suggestion not a question. Now go back over to Deadspin and troll about dunks, little guy.

I’m a yuge fan of yours

lmao

In my experience I’ve had sex droughts bc my dude wasn’t initiating and I got tired of always initiating, which would breed resentment and made me not want to fuck him. But that was only my own personal experience with some cis-het dudes (but I know other ladies that have had similar experiences, too). Sex can go away…

Or you could just get drunk and high every night.

If this is Tuesday, I must be jerking off.

Damn it, finally someone who makes sense. Veterans bring stability and you know exactly what they bring. Also they’ve earned it. Tom Brady barley won his first super bowl by three measly points! THREE!! I still dream about Bledsoe starting that game. Now we’ll never know...

Bless you, Tomatoface.

I know it is all for publicity and brand, but this shit still makes me like Swift. I am such a fool!

I like Mark Sanchez too, but I wouldn’t go that far.

She’s the truly lousy actress everyone here keeps saying Kristen Stewart is.

This person may be a troll. But their central point - that Taylor is probably the biggest and most successful celebrity in the world, whereas Rooney Mara is relatively obscure and obviously planted this gossip item - seems sound

Demarcus Cousins are the 2 guys in the main photo and Meyers Leonard is a local grocery chain if I’m correct.

Y’know, I have learned SO much about horticulture and tomato breed names that I never would have otherwise thought to look up, ever since I joined kinja. Keeping Up With Tomatoface is both educational and sometimes entertaining!