As much as I dislike her music, at least Beyonce makes actual music and doesn’t just mumble about stuff she owns like her gloating, dour, humorless snore of a husband does.

So what “card” is Donnie playing, the “scummy orange piece of shit” card? The “pudgy shit-stain of a human being” card? The “I appeal to complete imbeciles” card? The “everything I say is total and utter bullshit” card?

A cheap tawdry wife for a sleazy orange huckster...sounds about right. Sorry but I refuse to pretend she’s anything less than a paid shill for Donnie, another contemptible sleazebag helping that pudgy loaded diaper of a man pull his idiotic con. Fuck her.