I thought it was a joke. I mean, the Q&A in this shows are all pre-screened. The iterviewee knows the questions ahead of time and the interviewer knows pretty much what they’re going to say.

I once asked a fish if I could be brackish.

BTW, when you actually watch the video, it doesn’t come off how Aimee is painting it, quite honestly. It doesn’t come across as “bizarre” at all, rather something he’s calculated will be both funny and educational, or at least one or the other. Now, someone can think of it as neither after watching the clip, but he’s…

Oh please. I feel like this was a softball question to allow Tracee to express in her own words what the show and its title mean to her.

You lost me at ‘Um’.

My god- this was a fucking joke!!! Colbert intended it as a joke, she knew it was a joke, the audience knew it was a joke. Kind of like when African Americans say, “Bill Clinton was the first Black President.” It’s tongue in cheek. Humor, with a 1% touch of truth.

Pro tip - do not tap any person (man, woman or child) gently on the forehead to shut them up. That is waaaayy more demeaning than Colbert’s question could have been, even if he hadn’t asked it in the most mischievous way (which he did). It was his way to start the conversation with his guest, other than asking what’s…

Nerdiness is not “white” though.

It is possible to be BOTH a vampire AND a zombie killer, so I think Mr. Darcy is probably both.

Here’s what you need to know about the young Queen Victoria which in itself would make a great miniseries but not nearly sexy enough:

Next they’ll tell us that film depictions of Abraham Lincoln, known vampire hunter, were also inaccurate.

I am shocked, shocked to find that there is popery going on in this establishment!

Reign has some flaws but, at the end of the day, it’ll accurately reflect how Mary usurps the evil Elizabeth and returns England back to the true religion. And that’s all the matters.

As long as it explains about Victoria becoming a werewolf.

When your hot nobody cares what color you are, they all just want to have sex with you.

I want chromatophores! Sign me up!

I would wager that none of her family caring about her enough to bail her out had a bigger impact on her suicide than anything the police did.

Congratulations on not caring about your kid enough to bail them out of jail but enough about her to file your ghetto lottery lawsuit.

BUT WE ARE A GOOD KIND OF WORSE. SEXY WORSE RIGHT?!

I came home from college in the early two-thousands and saw ads on TV with a girl who can’t get a job. She uses this product. She gets her skin lighter. She gets the job.