it’s a god damn mess and is so bloated I want to throw up. Why does the snoot droop like that? Why is the belt line so high? Why is the rear 4.5 feet off the ground? Why is there no room in rear seats anyways? WHO THE FUCK PICKED THAT HOOD LINE

agreed

Current BMW M3
It’s waaay to big. Nothing makes sense when you look directly at a single part. But when you stand back 20 feet and look at the whole thing, its almos tlike it works

I have an MBA. I find it MINDBLOWING when people write it after their names, or email signatures, or in their linkedin name, like it means something. I paid $75k to sit in some shitty classes with indian engineer students for two years. Whoop. Dee. Doo.

Just yesterday I had my 986 parked behind a C7; I couldn’t believe how big the C7 looked. In front of that was a 340xi; it looked like an SUV, in height, width, boxy styling (and im sure weight), et al.

Why is this guy not wearing a tie. Is he drunk?

Excuse me, are you talking about the BMW Invisibile™ Weightsaver™ spare? Just part of any good Ultimate Driving machine.

X3s and X5s come with spares

Wait till you see the spare tire...

That was trained navy seals laying down on the stern of a very steady ship facing back and shooting at a life boat that was not under power, all on relatively calm seas. Shooting at 55 yards

I lol’ed

You drove a Chevrolet chevette, and said that it “wasn’t that bad”?

So rev. Many horse. Wow.

I have a boxster s and I would like to complain that it is too expensive to replace.

no.

wut

topkek

Whoa whoa whoa, buddy. That kind of thinking and efficiency does not translate into many, many, many billable hours. You’d make a terrible marketer. Source - am digital marketer.

loling at people who are worried about their fake internet status

As opposed to the other big spending liberal bigot?