I love how everyone was like “OMG that comment was so racist, that song was about black butts ONLY” and now Sir Mix-a-Lot is like “I’m glad she's happy with her butt, that’s the whole point of the song.” What will people internet-rage about now?

Me and YouTube. A Story.

Oh no, rich people won’t be able to buy their private islands anymore! Won’t somebody please think of the rich people?!

GUNS! GUNS! GUNS! GIVE EVERY HUMAN A GUN! WHAT COULD GO WRONG? HUMANS ARE VERY RELIABLE AND NEVER VIOLENT. IF EVERYONE CARRIES A GUN. PROBLEM SOLVED! WILL JUST HAVE SHOOTOUTS EVERY TIME WE GET PISSED AT EACH OTHER. IT’LL BE THE OLD WEST ALL OVER AGAIN. ROAD RAGE? BANG YOUR DEAD! BUMPED INTO ME? YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!…