“He couldn’t coherently answer any questions,” Schultz said.

:(

Weird, because I know him from Fifa and he sucks.

I know that guy from Fifa. He’s good.

Because I completely disagree that lack of relegation is the reason that youth development isn’t strong enough. Young players have many more choices of sports here than in Europe or elsewhere: how many of these kids are gonna pick up baseball and football and basketball and hockey or whatever instead of or in addition…

Billy is so unAmerican, someone needs to tell Trump ASAP.

Seriously, can’t Deadspin find one soccer writer who doesn’t write like he’s one whiskey away from ending it all to spite the bartender?

Ah, the old “the MLS sucks because it doesn’t have relegation” argument. How on earth does the lack of relegation hold back the MLS or the national team? I don’t think that relegating, say, Chicago and Houston after last season and promoting Sacramento and Red Bulls II is suddenly going to make them both better.

That’s the biggest Urbana Sprawl I’ve seen since Striptease.

Little trick I picked up over the years. If you’re fighting from the low ground, you’re going to want to duck real low, so your opponent has to adjust their stance and lean over more to make contact. You’re taking them out of their center of balance and at this point, you grab them by the waist of their pants and…

Now you know why he carries a sound cone. He couldn’t handle the boom.

Nice catch, blanco niño

Ironic since Drumpf lost the popular vote.

The USMNT is to the international game what MLS is to the top leagues. For its manager to actively shit on it as if he were in charge of Italy instead of the United States of America Men’s National Soccer Team is absurd and not maintaining a healthy relationship with his top domestic league is always going to be…

I’d rather see it destroy an area the size of Florida.

The Russians are just realizing my dreams in the only way they know how.

Well, it’d be more noticeable if it were a black guy.....Look at that lil thing! He’s barely poking out of his shell!

I am just glad i am seeing so many fewer of their commercials.

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