Even if you wrote about the Xhaka tackle without watching it, it’s amazing how much better the soccer coverage is on here without Haisley grinding axes all over the place.

Okay, but did anyone kneel during whatever those backward countries consider an anthem?

fucking haisley man.

Just another stepover the line for Ronaldo.

Robot blogger Billy thinks if he uses enough “!!!!!!!’s” and mentions a popular athlete is “mad” he will somehow turn a mundane practice situation into clickbait....ah shit

She was talking about Timmy Fucking Chandler. In this specific case I agree.

To all the good dual-nationals, you gotta report any kind of any kind of problem.

And the Process proceeds exactly as planned...

How far can you punt a football?

But if they’d been throwing bananas and making monkey noises, UEFA wouldn’t have seen a problem at all.

It’s always that extra one that really surprises you.

Unsolicited Extra Fingers in the Ass?

Racism. Ended.

Look for FIFA’S anti politics task force that will end politics in 3 years

Yes. This is a picture of two tyrannosaurs banging. Here’s another.

He’s a professional soccer player. He dribbled past a few guys. Then he kicked the ball.

Every time I see “USMNT” I immediately think of TMNT. Now I want a giant, anthropomorphic rat named Splinter to be the next USMNT coach.

Is the article informative? Not really.