It was your typical end of game, just lost a close one frustration. It’s not cool, the other player could have been seriously injured, but let not pretend this is anything but what it clearly was. Dude was pissed they lost, took out his frustration on a badger.

You’re right that I don’t. If I could get a kid at about age 4 or 6 or even 7 that would be great but babies just ain’t my thing. Have no interest in taking care of a baby.

Kids are sociopaths.

“Oh that’s sweet, but we need to know the most crucial aspect...WHO PAID FOR THE PIZZA??????”

That was really sweet and touching. I like how you left out the part where he stole the pizza from a severely handicapped student.

It’s no surprise that Rudolph understands what it’s like when none of the others invite you to play.

“This your pizza?”

Reply thusly: Yeah, but they showed the reply like 10 times, so isn’t it sort of like he killed 10 guys?

Yet another pastime ruined by instant replays.

His appeal to African-American voters in recent weeks: THINGS ARE TERRIBLE! IF YOU WALK DOWN ANY STREET YOU’LL GET SHOT 25 TIMES! VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE IT CAN’T POSSIBLY GET WORSE!

That car’s gonna have a lot of issues later in life.

Geez, mister, get a room garage.

Remember when Bradley Beal said the Wizards had the best backcourt in the league? That was kind of like Art Garfunkel saying he was half of the greatest songwriting team in the world.

Wall: Sometimes I’ll just walk up to him and show him a picture of my house, which is filled with basketballs. Basketballs I may never ever pass to him.

Look at it this way, last time players in that locker room hated each other they brought a shitload of guns in to settle it. This is an improvement!

Since Neymar was having a 100% Jesus moment, I presume the fan was a money changer.

More like Corporate Raiders! Am I rite??? Guys?................

How would they do that? They don’t have a car, the buses don’t work and they live 26.219 miles away from the border.

Well if you don’t get the difference between due process and grabbing cash at gunpoint, there’s not much I can do for you.

I feel bad for his teammates, Bryson, Dillon, and Brody. I mean, they seem so insignificant in these stories. So much so that I just made up all three of those names and you didn’t even notice.