What little dignity existed in this ridiculous sport is now completely gone.

Like the oil slick from Spy Hunter.

Absolutely nothing in your posts gives off “arch humor” rather than rightous indignation that one of the most dangerous cities is dangerous. Not to mention that, you know, the murder rates for the cities you mentioned in the US are confined to small parts of those cities, and those stats only include the actual city…

I’m glad that Lochte and Feigen(apparently) are back on US soil. None of us know what really happened obviously but regardless, nothing good comes of two US Olympic athletes being ushered through the cesspool of corruption (and literal cesspool) that is Rio and its criminal justice system.

Totally assumed these were his dick pics, not early 2000's type “porn” into AltaVista. No doubt in my mind Shaun White is a douche bag, but these texts just look like stupid banter. Lena didn’t seem to care until her hair was brought up. Which to me is far more egregrious than a photoshopped penis pic. And Church of…

NOW HEARING: CAAAAASE NUUUMBER TWO NINE FIVE OOOOOOOOHHH SIX TWO, THE STATE VS. RIIIIIIIIICK TROOOOTTER

“Who wants to sex Lilly?” - Lilly King at Olympic Village tonight

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

He should have known they block all academic department calls.

I have a feeling his source @MrSugarPenis has let him down again.

Admittedly, at times like these it is sometimes hard to see the Sunni side of things.

Oh neat, it looks like Neapolitan ice cream.

Hopefully the boy’s mother has a chance to speak at the 2020 DNC.

In some ways he is literally the basketball version of a target man.
(Obviously not in many other ways, but still.)

Vivek Ranadivé: “This video gives me a great idea for how to utilize Cousins. He will be our new striker and hang out near the opponents goal!”

*soccer arrives in America*

This is so much better than Poker with the Wizards was.

Justin Verlander can’t be bothered to play, as he’s used to getting hit in the face by large jugs on a nightly basis.

France's space exploration program is a work in progress