Dude you are listing Betts and Bogaerts as success stories you don’t know much about....(checks stats).... Holy shit, really? Mookie Betts is Willie Mays?

Have you been getting any lately?

Of all the days to get hit by a baseball with 1,00o,000-1 odds, it just had to be Randy Johnson day.

“Neymar, more like Gaymar, am i telling tales from school here...”

Word

So when Billy gets a memo on a story he doesn’t let it go does he? Cavani is a shit striker for the rest of his career, Gonzalo is awesome except he chokes for the national team and Real Madrid is Barca’s little dimwitted brother.

I kept thinking if our 12 guys were each from separate countries (well 11, wtf was Kyle Lowry doing on the team?) and each captained their own team then it would have been an interesting tourney. A national team built around Boogie Cousins without Vivek medling would be pretty devestating. Boogie would put up 35 and…

Th rest of the world had their golden age, with Dirk,Pau,Manu,Peja and they did pretty good when Larry Brown was starting his 2003-4 NBA title victory lap which hasn’t ended yet, but that Brown era is over. I know the men had some closer games in group stage, but obviously had another gear and the games were obvious…

Enough with the stupid guy routine, you’ve claimed citizens arrest. It’s not citizens arrest, your argument ends here, you don’t get to keep coming up with new inventive ways to make this shit makes sense.

Our good friends from Wiki explain Brazil’s citizen arrest kaw:

This wasn’t a citizens arrest, now go run along lad, the grown ups are talking

The gun being drawn and then letting them go after extracting an inexact amount of money for a fucking poster is of course a felony in the Western world. In NYC Paulo Blartinho would be convicted of a felony faster than Plaxico Burress.

Not Americans are weird.

Basically Paulo Blartinho committed a robbery

Don’t forget pointing a loaded weapon at the perp before demanding a cash payout so the actual cops aren’t contacted. It doesn’t happen in the Western world, if it does, it’s considered a felony if reported to our superior justice system. Brazil not SO MUCH

Drawn weapons by “not the police” of course is standard Brazilian practice .You gotta separate your hate for Lochte, who is a dumbass, and then look at the situation as if it was some drunk guy having a bad moment. What if it was SImone Biles having a bad drunken moment?

Security deposit which just happened to equal the total of the money in their pockets. You are an idiot. Classic hydroxide, classic Brazil.

No, Ryan is a prick and dumbass, but he didn’t deserve to get robbed at gun point by off duty security guards. That’s the kind of thing that Brazilians do because they are taught armed robbery in gradeschool. They get high fives for it down there.

Ha, I got another Trump reference from someone who can’t separate from his disdain for a dumbass like Lochte when deciding who the victim is. Armed robbery is a worse crime than ripping a poster down and peeing in public, that is an FYI in case you aren’t an American who was taught the proper morals of the Western…

Just an FYI, if anyone with a gun asks for the money in your pocket, they are robbing you. Therefore, Brazil has about an IQ of 22 for not dropping this.