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‘Merican security guards wouldn’t ask that they give them all their money, only ass backwards structureless 3rd world criminals ask for all the money in their pocket.

turned this into an international incident because they are a shitty broken country and very sensitive about how shitty their well deserved image is. Making Neymar play in the Olympics n shit.

Classic stuff bro, this is so you.

Classic rorynyc, totally classic rorynyc. You always go for the “pieces of human shit” bait. Classic

Yeah, Lochte and the swimmers are the victim dumbass. The difference between Brazil and America is we aren’t assbackwards dimwits who think the armed robbery committing felons are the good guys and the drunken moron who ripped a sign down goofing around is anything other than the drunken moron who ripped a sign down.

Wait, so some asshole 3rd world country security guards really did draw their weapons and demand cash as a requisite for letting them go? So Lochte only lied about some events which was really only embellishing and we are roasting someone other than those backwards Brazilian corrupt pieces of human shits? I thought we

This is 100% about fairness, this isn’t like Serena Williams where she is a woman with no balls,who has more naturally elevated testosterone levels than the average female. Serena doesn’t have testicles inside or anywhere else. She, a woman, is a freak athlete. Britney Griner, same as Serena, hit the genetic jackpot,

Chicago is a dump? Chicago is like the coolest cleanest city in all but a couple parts much like all world class cities.

He’s one of the those guys who feels America is just as bad as some broken ass shit hole like Brazil. America has a gang violence issue, Brazil has a “average guy on the street is so hopeless in life he will commit a robbery on muscle memory alone without even thinking about it, he may not even want to commit robbery,

You can’t be serious

I don’t believe for a minute she was offended, I don’t believe for a minute any of that was meant to be a sexual advance (rather really awful attempts at comedy) and as we speak Bono is sending the Edge a picture of his asshole with Donald Trump’s face covering the hole. Rawk on, Devil Horns.

It’s a band, even crappy bands try to have an image. That image is probably why the girl was in the band to begin with. Unless we want to believe that every post-Pixies band with a weak ass Kim Deal impersonating bass player was hired for her ability to provide the backbone in the rhythm section.

No it’s not.

Zlatan acts like an average NFL player. Soccerball needs that

Trotter also fired from his summer job as underwater cameraman during Woman’s Water Polo

i said in another post that this story was tougher than it looks to make a good joke then you go and pull this gem out of thin air. Nice!

“In my day, we didn’t call taking advantage of woman in a hostile sexual nature “immoral”- Clint Eastwood

I follow the BPL religiously (not that weird Bundesliga shit) and love the Champions League, and I still loved this post. It feels like Leicester just won the title last week and they are already starting the next season this weekend. Leicester gets half a victory lap before they take their new spot in the table at

I think I was highlighting the folly of assuming guys are or are not doping based on bias and the eye test and then juxtaposed it to the FACT that Russia participated in state sponsored doping. Which means it’s OK for Lily King to make that Russian her bitch without the usual blowback that taunting gets.

Steph is probably not taking any banned substances, I truly believe that. I believe Draymond is, Lebron has, then stopped when they introduced testing, then started again during his two week mid season “vacation” in his first post-Miami Cavs year. I think Carmelo takes, Ray Allen and Tracy McGrady didn’t, Kobe did,