Jesus didn’t choose China son.

Tyler Collins than flipped the crowd off and mouthed fuck you to quietly to himself.

4 is not that many

The Leicester -lower mid table dynasty- has begun.

The “BUT STILL” pretty much contradicts the “FRIENDLIES DON’T MATTER” part. Haisley whacked off to those highlights just the same as he will with regular season highlights.

That belongs in a stand up set. Good stuff

Average age of Bahrain’s U-19 team: 27

They are soccer players. Virgins, 5-8 138 soaking wet. (sees that it is an U-19 team) I mean 5-6 123 soaking wet. Virgins.

“What is Bahrain?” -future google search of everyone reading this

The purple headed Warrior.

Bat flip angry grunt combo.

When asked how it felt to score a first half hat trick the American Julian Green responded, “Est tut mir leid, Ich spreche kein Englisch”

That trashcan is our starting power forward

Over/under on post vid jokes about Ribery’s scars made by Boogie set at 4. I take the over.

Harrison Barnes with more face time in that vid than he can expect through all the Olympics. Boom, roasted his ass.

I mean what is that quote, why would anybody say something so stupid? To pivot unironically from I am part “neanderthal” to “maybe that’s why I’m so good at rock climbing”, it’s brain numbing how stupid this guy is. Of course he’s playing the Joker, it’s the most been done lame ass thing you can do at this point.

He recently took a genetic test, with revealing results: “I have a lot of Neanderthal in me,” he says. “Maybe that’s why I’m so good at climbing.”........“Did you play sports in high school?” asks Leto, who didn’t. “I was too busy taking drugs,” he says. “Which was kind of a sport.” These days, he adds, he’s…

It’s a dumbass quote from a man with no self awareness. The Oscars aren’t as prestigious now that it claims Leto as a member.

Argentina and Brazil will always hold the edge over the US in Soccer, because if you try to be a pro futbol player in South America and are only “OK” they will fucking kill you. It’s the sports version of natural selection

It’s OK no Americans were hurt, just typical soccer violence brought to you by the “beautiful game”.