Also if you pee with a huge erection (as I do) and you have to force your dick down to aim your pee into a urinal, if you lose your grip for even a second, your dick will force your pee upward as if by sling shot.

Truth

Don’t pee into the wind is advice that predates this modern miracle

Haisley didn’t make a stupid joke about Higuain’s brother and how much the MLS sucks shows he is in pure mid July form. If he’s not trolling then we are left with an article that is just a terrible take on the awful Gonzalo transfer fee.

It was done by a raptor, it can’t get much more ferocious than that.

Dr. Who, SoccerStar. Fucking Dr. Who bullshit.

Durant’s Kid n Play spin nets a 9.5

IS it me or does Klay Thompson look blacker?

But the world has catched up to USA basketball why come USA soccer still underwear race stripe?

Sorry Chris Paul is very good, he just is.

Other than his X’s and O’s, I never found Lowe to be an entertaining read. He’s kinda got a stiff sense of humor.

That is of course a massive understatement

Chris Archer be stoned as all get out.

I have always felt that big men miss FTs due to conditioning. Big men fatigue quickly compared to smaller players which hurts their concentration. They might be able to rebound, but to do things like shoot a FT is much tougher.

English fans don’t seem to realize that English players aren’t world class. They still think John Stones is the best center back in Europe because they read someone in the media say that a year ago.

Sounds like he hit another dude, move along, Draymond’s slow burn of a meltdown continues, least he didn’t Mateen a chic

still a dildo

You are a dildo. If you didn’t tell people the sport was beautiful people wouldn’t come to that conclusion on their own. It’s rarely beautiful. It’s an ugly sweatfest 95% of the time. The NBA has more beauty in the first 3 minutes than you will see in an average BPL match.

“boring game” Is this your first soccer viewing Billy? This was the quintessential soccer match. Set piece goal, lucky ricochet, bunch of failed linking attempts... It’s like we pretend it’s the “beautiful game” but it’s usually a couple ugly goals and failed linking attempts between the mid and front.

I would feel sorry for Russ in this situation but not Wade. Wade left money on the table and sat how many games when healthy to simply “rest”. How many more games did he play on cruise control? He let Lebron do all the heavy lifting and was hit and miss in his redemption year this year. (this is not a hot take, merely…