Just looked it up, that is the one thing Hample hasn’t lied about. His dad was apparently Stoo Hample who died at 84 in 2010 and was in the Navy during WWII.

He’s very sensitive to criticism, so talking about what a weirdo this guy is makes him mad. He is reading this, and calling him a weirdo in this post has also made him mad.

But seriously, it’s cool if he’s gay, but you know Haisley is going to make every article about his own gayness and not about anything substantial. fuuuuuccckkkk

That would account for all the semi anti-American snark.

It’s killed the NBA, now look at how crappy the NBA is compared to the Turkish League. American Soccer sucks because Keegan plays it, not Kyrell. #latereply

Hample went on the Conan show and acted like a total tool, a humorless nut incapable of taking even the most minor ribbing without getting pissy. Jeff Garlin and Conan rightfully noticed and made fun of this loser. Hample afterwards said Conan was an asshole. Hample is a terrible human being who doesn’t realize how…

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Zack Hample is a sensitive dork clearly on the spectrum. He is a selfish butt hat who only gave up the ARod ball because of the criticism he was getting and is sensitive too. He is a major buttface. His bizarre baseball fetish is something he should be embarrassed about. He is bald and seems like the fat kid in grade…

Always cool to see people call others stupid because they don’t follow a certain sport closely enough.

All personally motivated before his love of country. Winning the Champions League when Messi failed this year, Portugal doing serous damage in the Euro’s when Messi couldn’t win some dumbass shootout that in no way tells us who the better team is in the Copa..... This is the year of Christiano as told by Christiano…

Nah, Fuck Zach Hample, that Nerdstrom.

I SEX LA

This guy has had out of control on court behavior at Wimbledon for some time now:

No one wants to know how the sausage is made

Milking the prank? I like it.

I am OK with the FIFA community not calling those who only have time to play a few games a week “lazy” because they have heavy workloads outside of XBox.

You are a spazz, step away from electronics for a second or two, it’s frying your brain.

I don’t get this, to say it like that is like Howard Stern saying W-EEEN-BC. It’s Breaking Bad, there is no emphasis on any syllable.

I do that too, speak English with the accent of the person I am talking too. It’s really hard not to do.

McClaren with the moat hairline is the most British thing we have seen this Euro. No healthy hair thick hair will storm his castle.