That guy is such a pro. It's crazy.

I raise you The Bird and The Bee

I remember when Johnny Storm, Wolverine, Captain American, and Thor were all in the Avengers. Queue someone telling me this actually was an Avengers lineup.

The Goon

It sounds like this was just a photo shoot. Not an actual wedding. I could be wrong.

It's a cultural difference. Yes rural America is completely culturally different than urban America. I feel like an idiot generalizing it that much.