No Zack Snyder movie deserves this much conversation. He could have filmed the real life big foot and his version of Justice League would still have sucked.
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Don’t know how old you are, but this is what people said when the Government broke up Ma Bell. Didn’t work out that way. It was basically just more of the same, only you paid it to a bunch of different people.
Right on. My favorite fight scene. The four good hits Indy gets in are more satisfying than every single punch Diesel has ever thrown.
The Social Network Part Deux
These guys must be baffled when they watch Die Hard and see Bruce Willis getting increasingly beaten down.
“WHERE WAS THIS GUY’S AGENT?”
What a pack of fucking wankers. It’s immature and vainglorious, sure, but it’s also counterproductive (as well as just plain bad film-making). A guy that floats on air and never takes a punch doesn’t look half as heroic as someone who takes his licks but perserveres anyway.
Twenty-one years is an impressive lifespan. You sure the cat is not an undead?
If you took your cat to a football field and then put one piece of paper that you actually care about on that field, the cat will puke on that paper 100 times out of 100.
I’m gonna go adopt 5 cats just to spite you
Obviously not. If you’re a new cat owner you panic when you hear that about-to-puke hack. If you’re five or ten years in you just keep doing what you’re doing and hope for the best.
I lost two AV Club Reviewers the same way.
If I took our cat’s Happy Warm Spot away from her and put it in a cabinet, I’m pretty sure I would wake up to find her sitting on my chest glaring at me, and then she would throw up.
Pro-tip, don’t let your car sit on your computer. Even if he isn’t puking, his hair is getting pulled into the damn thing
Don’t be modest, your long history of overthrowing real theocracies would no doubt be of much use.
BONG
I’ll also add that if society has deemed Full House worthy of rebooting into a new life, then fuck it, let’s let Kevin Smith have ten new lives. Flame on!
Only if there’s panoramic shots of fighter jets doing a fly-by of an abandoned launch site which just happens to have large American flag waving in the breeze plus a montage ofaverage Joe America and family in slow motion. All shot in sepia tone with plenty of lens flare.
Judging by the Gravity of this trailer, they are clearly expecting it to have some kind of Deep Impact. While it looks like Armageddon could be beginning on the Moon due to the Pitch Black machinations of the Hidden Figures of Project X, I’m still left with a sense of Serenity, because I know that Life will find a way.