Bruce Cockburn?

I’ll keep taking your money! Thanks!

I already got paid for the movie. You’ve got your ad blocker on and I’m still getting my paycheck. Nice try!

Can’t wait for season two of CWB. Every episode of the first was aces.

This late night metric of success is exactly what Conan is trying to get away from. It’s quite forward thinking of him to branch out into a tremendously successful podcast and other side projects (Conan without Borders, live performances etc).

You have to give him props for knowing that the late night standard was…

What other things that you clearly know nothing about would you like to discuss today?

I’m not sure how you can say that a show that’s been running for nine years “isn’t really working out.”

Conan’s doing OK. If downsizing the show has left more time for his foreign trips and the podcast, which I really love, then it’s great. 

he is doing very well and is popular overseas...basically the show and funds were restructured to allow for more Conan without borders episodes per year, clueless gamer becoming it’s own digital entity, etc.

“Mr. Jones, it looks like you just crossed out ‘Economy’ on this boarding pass and wrote in ‘First Class.’”

That and he’s James Earl Jones, he can do whatever he goddamn pleases.

I feel like being 88 years old is probably a good enough reason to not want to spend 6 hours on a plane each way.

The current AV Club house style is a weak attempt at Sean Faux’Neal, and you can really taste the faux.

Jesus Christ, this is pretty much exactly how you want these conversations to go. ACTOR: “Hey, some shitty producer wants me for a role.” DIRECTOR: “Hey, I don’t actually want you for the role, it’s just that shitty producer. ACTOR: “Cool, cast the guy you want, I’ll make something up and get the shitty producer off…

Suggesting that Russell Crowe is also still perplexed about that period in Hollywood history—stretching from 1997 up through, let’s say, 2007's Cinderella Man—when studio executives were inordinately horny for Russell Crowe

Left: Durst while wearing Melisandre’s necklace.  Right: Durst without the necklace.

Huh. So that’s what Fred Durst looks like without a hat.

I think the better way to put it is “Everyone from Gargoyles but Ed Asner was on TNG.”

Hrm. Not bad. But also, not the best possible Jonathan Frakes’ daily affirmation:

What you don’t see is the other two ducks, coming in from the sides. You see, ducks are pack hunters. Clever boy.