Good thing that would never happen on the Supreme Court!

As much as I enjoy a good headline about Hobbits getting sued, it sounds like the plaintiff in this case is a real sack of shit.

And this is why the world is shit. Someone posts that they found something uplifting, something positive, something that helps, and the first fucking comment is to shit on it. I don’t care if someone likes the band or doesn’t like the band. But to tell someone, someone that you know for a fact (if you read the…

Assassination Nation looks like it could be fun, but the trailer is so needlessly dickbro edgelord I want to punch it.

I have had it with these motherfuckin’ snakes chainsaws on this motherfuckin’ plane .... cult...ranch!

Ugh, enough with the “symbiote” bullshit. Every single dictionary lists “sim-bee-oat” and “sim-buy-oat” as both valid pronunciations.

Remember when we complained that Disqus was terrible? Pepperidge Farm remembers!

To be fair, 63 million of those views were from Scrawler.

In a way, the Greek gods (or at least their “cousins”) are still being worshipped in India. The similarity in many names, myths, and aspects of the Greek and Hindu gods lends support to the idea of an ancestral proto-Indoeuropean culture that not only shared a language that was ancestral to (northern) Indian and…

1000 adherents in the US? Make that 1001! Finally that “Keeping it Rael” tattoo on my lower arm I gave myself while drunk has meaning.

Quite honestly with flat earthers and creationists pretending their beliefs are basically infallible why not toss some other dumbass theory into the ring. Personally I want to bring back Greek gods they were fun. It’s like worshipping your favorite comic book hero, they’re kinda flawed, but they’re your god of choice…

Thing we were unhappiest to learn: Although big, the scrotum of a real tanuki isn’t nearly as massive and pendulous as depicted in Japanese art.

Is it too late to ask for a refund?

That’s horrible. I understand where you’re coming from, but mental illness doesn’t work that way. You can’t blame people like that. Well, I guess you can, but it isn’t fair. I’ve known a lot of people who have killed themselves and I and others have been hurt by it every time. But never did I have such scorn for them.

People with children are not allowed to have crippling depression. Got it. Thanks for that. I’ll keep it in mind.

You didn’t attend her funeral? So as you say this was a women who you knew since you were toddlers. I assume that means you were pretty good friends. Instead of being there for those two children when they probably need people the most you got on your high horse and road away.

Seeing how the rise in suicide preceded the Trump Presidency by about 20 years, it is safe to say that the increase is not from that. Please don’t trivialize this horrible affliction.

This is such distressing, awful news. My whole family loved Anthony Bourdain. He truly changed the way we thought about food. This is just terribly sad.

- me after every Fox News clip I’ve seen

I consider myself very lucky to have met and worked with three celebrities, not just one, who are every bit who you think they are and 100% lovely amazing people. Can anyone approach the level of honest sainthood of Mr. Rogers? Possibly not, but dang if Weird Al doesn’t come close.