Just imagine what a Ubisoft open world game could be if it was put in the hands of a single person with a clear, coherent vision instead of a bunch of subcommittee. If it still brought in an intriguing theme, but actually made a point about it rather than showing us what’s left of an original pitch after the marketing…

Startup: “Our new app connects people who want someone murdered with contract killers.”
Government: “You can’t do that, murder is illegal.”
Startup: “You’re stifling innovation. We’re DISRUPTERS!”

Nice price *for* a crack pipe: There’s probably one hidden under the seats.