Why would anyone do that?

That picture has obviously been doctored. The moon’s sky is only green on St Patrick’s Day.

Don’t click on the links then!!!!!

The issue is that this is not a question for the U.S. to answer independently. There are very legitimate reasons that China, South Korea and Japan do not want war with North Korea, and it stretches beyond just counting North Korean lives.

Don’t you mean...schmear...? 

Bitcoin isn’t real?

What country do you hail from that’s so superior? Presumably not the one that elected an orange second-rate reality TV host and Nazi as its head-of-state.

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Also, I kinda like the one on the rooftop. It’s like having your own penthouse! :)

Are we talking about Kimmel or Trump?

“Wait a minute. Almost no one who has committed a lethal act of terror in America has come from any of those countries on the executive order, and even fewer are refugees. What is this travel ban REALLY about?”

At least we have proper spelling and grammar

Sigh... the age-old ‘union workers are lazy’ gambit. Hey, how about you go fuck yourself?

For #4, I had a theory about that: https://jalopnik.com/5908703/oh-thats-why-cars-in-horror-movies-never-start-the-first-time

It’s a “predicted reliability score.” It is a guesstimate based on other products from the manufacturer. It’s as close as one car get under the circumstances. It’s hardly stupid and it is hardly definitive hence the word “predicted.”

Sheesh, something that’s been in my freezer for only 2 weeks is pretty darn fresh!

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

But what else could it be about? Hopefully a shit ton of greys can explain this complex issue to me.

Why do you need such a large toothbrush in the winter, yankee?